{"id":1579,"date":"2016-05-01T12:10:29","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T11:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2016-04-30T16:12:34","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T15:12:34","slug":"mini-aquela-maquina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/mini-aquela-maquina\/","title":{"rendered":"Mini, aquela m\u00e1quina&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iam dois gajos, a fazer disputas com os seus carros. Um com um Lamborghini Diablo, e o outro com um Ferrari F40. Entretanto, um deles, num desvio engana-se no caminho, e eles separam-se. O gajo do Ferrari, julgando que o outro tinha desistido, vai mais devagar, e com calma. Entretanto, v\u00ea um tipo num mini 1000, que estava a precisar de ajuda. \u00abEnt\u00e3o amigo, problemas com o carro?\u00bb Desanimado o tipo do mini responde: \u00abSim, algo com o carburador, isto n\u00e3o anda, ser\u00e1 que me podia rebocar at\u00e9 \u00e0 garagem mais pr\u00f3xima.\u00bb O dono do Ferrari concorda e eles atam o mini ao Ferrari, e seguem viagem. Mais \u00e0 frente, num outro cruzamento, o tipo do Lamborghini torna-se a juntar ao do Ferrari. Ao notar que este est\u00e1 a rebocar outro carro, abranda, e p\u00f5e-se ao lado dele. O tipo do Ferrari, esquecendo-se do mini, acelera, e passa o Lamborghini. O gajo do Lamborghini torna-se a p\u00f4r ao lado, e assim sucessivamente, at\u00e9 ambos os carros atingirem grandes velocidades. O tipo do mini, que ia atr\u00e1s, fartava-se de buzinar, mas ningu\u00e9m o ouvia. 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