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Dois homens dos censos chegam numa casa e perguntam: – Qual \u00e9 o seu nome? – Ad\u00e3o. – E o nome da sua mulher? – Eva. Um dos homens n\u00e3o aguenta aquela situa\u00e7\u00e3o inusitada e, com um sorriso ir\u00f3nico no rosto, pergunta: – Incr\u00edvel! Por acaso a cobra vive aqui tamb\u00e9m? – S\u00f3 um momento: “Sogra, estes homens aqui est\u00e3o a querer falar com a senhora tamb\u00e9m”!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dois homens dos censos chegam numa casa e perguntam: – Qual \u00e9 o seu nome? – Ad\u00e3o. – E o nome da sua mulher? – Eva. Um dos homens n\u00e3o aguenta aquela situa\u00e7\u00e3o inusitada e, com um sorriso ir\u00f3nico no rosto, pergunta: – Incr\u00edvel! Por acaso a cobra vive aqui tamb\u00e9m? – S\u00f3 um momento: “Sogra, estes homens aqui est\u00e3o a querer falar com a senhora tamb\u00e9m”!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1541,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[62,640],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-conteudos","tag-piadas","tag-sogras"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"\nRealiza\u00e7\u00e3o do Censos | Sete Minutos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, 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