{"id":3627,"date":"2017-05-13T20:23:22","date_gmt":"2017-05-13T19:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/?p=3627"},"modified":"2017-05-07T21:25:45","modified_gmt":"2017-05-07T20:25:45","slug":"preco-realmente-absurdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/preco-realmente-absurdo\/","title":{"rendered":"Quando o pre\u00e7o \u00e9 realmente absurdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um turista pretende alugar um barco para dar um passeio pelo lago Tiber\u00edades. Pergunta o pre\u00e7o \u00e0 hora. &#8211; Mil euros &#8211; responde o empregado. &#8211; O qu\u00ea?! Mil euros! Mas isso \u00e9 incrivelmente caro! &#8211; insurge-se o turista. &#8211; N\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de que este n\u00e3o \u00e9 um lago qualquer. O senhor est\u00e1 no Tiber\u00edades, o lago que o pr\u00f3prio Jesus Cristo atravessou a p\u00e9. &#8211; N\u00e3o me espanta nada que ele tenha feito isso! Com estes pre\u00e7os!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um turista pretende alugar um barco para dar um passeio pelo lago Tiber\u00edades. Pergunta o pre\u00e7o \u00e0 hora. &#8211; Mil euros &#8211; responde o empregado. &#8211; O qu\u00ea?! Mil euros! Mas isso \u00e9 incrivelmente caro! &#8211; insurge-se o turista. &#8211; N\u00e3o se esque\u00e7a de que este n\u00e3o \u00e9 um lago qualquer. O senhor est\u00e1 no Tiber\u00edades, o lago que o pr\u00f3prio Jesus Cristo atravessou a p\u00e9. &#8211; N\u00e3o me espanta nada que ele tenha feito isso! 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