{"id":363,"date":"2012-11-19T13:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/?p=363"},"modified":"2012-11-19T13:06:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T12:06:00","slug":"bebado-no-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/bebado-no-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u00eabado no funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bebado-em-funeral.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-364\" title=\"bebado-em-funeral\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bebado-em-funeral.jpg?resize=180%2C94&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"94\" \/><\/a>Um b\u00eabado estava sentado no jardim quando de repente v\u00ea um funeral l\u00e1 ao fundo da rua e pensou em ir ver o que era aquilo, quando chegou ao p\u00e9 do funeral gritava a vi\u00fava: &#8211; Ai m\u00ea crido, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 televis\u00e3o, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 camas, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 luz, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 a\u00e7orda, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 vinho&#8230; E tu que gostavas tanto, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 nada.<br \/>\nVira-se o b\u00eabado e diz: &#8211; Oh, Oh, queres ver que v\u00e3o levar o homem para a minha casa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um b\u00eabado estava sentado no jardim quando de repente v\u00ea um funeral l\u00e1 ao fundo da rua e pensou em ir ver o que era aquilo, quando chegou ao p\u00e9 do funeral gritava a vi\u00fava: &#8211; Ai m\u00ea crido, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 televis\u00e3o, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 camas, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 luz, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 a\u00e7orda, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 vinho&#8230; E tu que gostavas tanto, v\u00e1s para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 nada. 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