{"id":4008,"date":"2017-07-29T20:30:26","date_gmt":"2017-07-29T19:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2017-07-22T15:43:18","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T14:43:18","slug":"fim-turno-necessita-pratico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/","title":{"rendered":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ap\u00f3s um terramoto que houve, n\u00e3o me lembro bem onde, alguns GNR&#8217;s foram destacados para ir ajudar as equipas de salvamento. Depois de muitas horas, quase no fim do dia, na momento de ir para casa, de debaixo dos escombros sai uma m\u00e3o de um jovem que se encontrava a gemer. &#8211; Ai&#8230; Acudam! Acudam que eu ainda estou vivo&#8230; Um dos GNR&#8217;s prontamente pisa a m\u00e3o do infeliz e diz: &#8211; T\u00e1s vivo&#8230; t\u00e1s vivo mas \u00e9 uma merda! Tu est\u00e1s \u00e9 muito mal enterrado!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ap\u00f3s um terramoto que houve, n\u00e3o me lembro bem onde, alguns GNR&#8217;s foram destacados para ir ajudar as equipas de salvamento. Depois de muitas horas, quase no fim do dia, na momento de ir para casa, de debaixo dos escombros sai uma m\u00e3o de um jovem que se encontrava a gemer. &#8211; Ai&#8230; Acudam! Acudam que eu ainda estou vivo&#8230; Um dos GNR&#8217;s prontamente pisa a m\u00e3o do infeliz e diz: &#8211; T\u00e1s vivo&#8230; t\u00e1s vivo mas \u00e9 uma merda! Tu est\u00e1s \u00e9 muito mal enterrado!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4009,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[62,741],"class_list":["post-4008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-conteudos","tag-piadas","tag-policia"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_PT\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\"},\"headline\":\"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\"},\"wordCount\":100,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"keywords\":[\"Piadas\",\"Pol\u00edcia\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Conte\u00fados\"],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\",\"name\":\"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"width\":240,\"height\":240,\"caption\":\"Salvamento\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"In\u00edcio\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"description\":\"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"width\":290,\"height\":64,\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"description\":\"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/","og_locale":"pt_PT","og_type":"article","og_title":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos","og_url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/","og_site_name":"Sete Minutos","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","article_published_time":"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00","og_image":[{"width":240,"height":240,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Sete Minutos","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos","twitter_site":"@sete_minutos","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"Sete Minutos"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/"},"author":{"name":"Sete Minutos","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9"},"headline":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico","datePublished":"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/"},"wordCount":100,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","keywords":["Piadas","Pol\u00edcia"],"articleSection":["Conte\u00fados"],"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/","name":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico | Sete Minutos","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","datePublished":"2017-07-29T19:30:26+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","width":240,"height":240,"caption":"Salvamento"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/fim-turno-necessita-pratico\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"In\u00edcio","item":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Fim de turno, necessita ser pr\u00e1tico"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","name":"Sete Minutos","description":"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"pt-PT"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization","name":"Sete Minutos","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","width":290,"height":64,"caption":"Sete Minutos"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9","name":"Sete Minutos","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Sete Minutos"},"description":"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos"],"url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/terremoto-salvamento.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4010,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4010"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}