{"id":427,"date":"2012-12-02T23:24:10","date_gmt":"2012-12-02T22:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/?p=427"},"modified":"2012-12-02T23:24:10","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T22:24:10","slug":"gays-no-aviao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/gays-no-aviao\/","title":{"rendered":"Gays no Avi\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/gays-no-aviao.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-428\" title=\"gays-no-aviao\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/gays-no-aviao.jpg?resize=168%2C126&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/gays-no-aviao.jpg?w=280&amp;ssl=1 280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/gays-no-aviao.jpg?resize=174%2C131&amp;ssl=1 174w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/gays-no-aviao.jpg?resize=70%2C53&amp;ssl=1 70w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a>Um gay viajava de avi\u00e3o quando confessa para o seu namorado que o seu maior desejo era fazer amor com ele nas alturas. O namorado, preocupado, alega ser imposs\u00edvel, pois o avi\u00e3o estava lotado&#8230; Por\u00e9m, o gay insiste dizendo que todos estavam a dormir, inclusive a tripula\u00e7\u00e3o.<br \/>\nPara provar que era verdade ele levanta-se e pergunta: &#8211; Algu\u00e9m a\u00ed tem um len\u00e7o?<br \/>\nSil\u00eancio total, nenhuma resposta. O namorado ent\u00e3o se convence e fazem o maior sexo selvagem&#8230; Horas depois uma hospedeira passa para dar uma geral no avi\u00e3o e encontra um velhinho a tremer.<br \/>\n&#8211; O senhor est\u00e1 doente? Est\u00e1 a sentir alguma coisa? &#8211; Pergunta ela.<br \/>\nE o velhinho, responde: &#8211; N\u00e3o minha filha, eu s\u00f3 estou com muito frio por causa deste ar condicionado.<br \/>\n&#8211; E porque \u00e9 que o senhor n\u00e3o pediu um cobertor?<br \/>\n&#8211; Minha filha, um tipo ali pediu um len\u00e7o e comeram-lhe o rabo! Imagina eu pedir um cobertor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um gay viajava de avi\u00e3o quando confessa para o seu namorado que o seu maior desejo era fazer amor com ele nas alturas. O namorado, preocupado, alega ser imposs\u00edvel, pois o avi\u00e3o estava lotado&#8230; Por\u00e9m, o gay insiste dizendo que todos estavam a dormir, inclusive a tripula\u00e7\u00e3o. Para provar que era verdade ele levanta-se e pergunta: &#8211; Algu\u00e9m a\u00ed tem um len\u00e7o? Sil\u00eancio total, nenhuma resposta. O namorado ent\u00e3o se convence e fazem o maior sexo selvagem&#8230; Horas depois uma hospedeira passa para dar uma geral no avi\u00e3o e encontra&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[331],"class_list":["post-427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conteudos","tag-velhinho"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Gays no Avi\u00e3o | Sete Minutos<\/title>\n<meta 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