{"id":6707,"date":"2019-05-11T23:20:22","date_gmt":"2019-05-11T23:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?p=6707"},"modified":"2019-04-27T23:22:50","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T23:22:50","slug":"humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

VACA LOUCA: <\/strong>O primeiro ministro da Inglaterra aproxima-se da Rainha Elizabeth, e diz: \u00abMajestade, estamos tendo problemas com a Vaca Louca!!!\u00bb. E a Rainha, sem perder seu ar imperial, perguntou: \u00abO que foi que a Lady Daaaai fez desta vez?\u00bb. | GLOBALIZA\u00c7\u00c3O:<\/strong> Uma princesa inglesa com um namorado eg\u00edpcio, tem um acidente num t\u00fanel franc\u00eas, num carro alem\u00e3o com motor holand\u00eas, conduzido por um belga que bebeu whisky escoc\u00eas, que era seguido por paparazzis italianos, em motos japonesas, A princesa foi tratada por um m\u00e9dico americano, que usou medicamentos brasileiros. Isto foi disponibilizado por um jornal portugu\u00eas, paginado num computador gen\u00e9rico que usa chips feitos em Taiwan, com um monitor coreano montado por trabalhadores do Bangladesh, numa f\u00e1brica de Singapura. Isto \u00e9, meus caros amigos e leitores, nada mais, nada menos que a mais pura GLOBALIZA\u00c7\u00c3O!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

VACA LOUCA: O primeiro ministro da Inglaterra aproxima-se da Rainha Elizabeth, e diz: \u00abMajestade, estamos tendo problemas com a Vaca Louca!!!\u00bb. E a Rainha, sem perder seu ar imperial, perguntou: \u00abO que foi que a Lady Daaaai fez desta vez?\u00bb. | GLOBALIZA\u00c7\u00c3O: Uma princesa inglesa com um namorado eg\u00edpcio, tem um acidente num t\u00fanel franc\u00eas, num carro alem\u00e3o com motor holand\u00eas, conduzido por um belga que bebeu whisky escoc\u00eas, que era seguido por paparazzis italianos, em motos japonesas, A princesa foi tratada por um m\u00e9dico americano, que usou medicamentos brasileiros.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[806,62],"class_list":["post-6707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-conteudos","tag-inglaterra","tag-piadas"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"\nHumor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_PT\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Tempo estimado de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\"},\"headline\":\"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\"},\"wordCount\":154,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"keywords\":[\"Inglaterra\",\"Piadas\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Conte\u00fados\"],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\",\"name\":\"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"width\":240,\"height\":240,\"caption\":\"Lady Diana\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"In\u00edcio\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"description\":\"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"width\":290,\"height\":64,\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"description\":\"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/","og_locale":"pt_PT","og_type":"article","og_title":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos","og_url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/","og_site_name":"Sete Minutos","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","article_published_time":"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00","og_image":[{"width":240,"height":240,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Sete Minutos","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos","twitter_site":"@sete_minutos","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"Sete Minutos","Tempo estimado de leitura":"1 minuto"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/"},"author":{"name":"Sete Minutos","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9"},"headline":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o","datePublished":"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/"},"wordCount":154,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","keywords":["Inglaterra","Piadas"],"articleSection":["Conte\u00fados"],"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/","name":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o | Sete Minutos","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","datePublished":"2019-05-11T23:20:22+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","width":240,"height":240,"caption":"Lady Diana"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/humor-britanico-vaca-louca-e-globalizacao\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"In\u00edcio","item":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Humor brit\u00e2nico Vaca louca e Globaliza\u00e7\u00e3o"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","name":"Sete Minutos","description":"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"pt-PT"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization","name":"Sete Minutos","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","width":290,"height":64,"caption":"Sete Minutos"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9","name":"Sete Minutos","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Sete Minutos"},"description":"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos"],"url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/lady-diana.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6709,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6707\/revisions\/6709"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}