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FUNERAL:<\/strong> Um b\u00eabado estava sentado no jardim quando de repente v\u00ea uma multid\u00e3o l\u00e1 ao fundo da rua. Ficou curioso e decidiu ir at\u00e9 l\u00e1 para ver o que se passava. Quando chegou perto viu que era um funeral, onde a vi\u00fava gritava desesperadamente: \u00abAi m\u00ea crido, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 televis\u00e3o, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 camas, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 luz, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 a\u00e7ordas nem favadas, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 vinho\u2026 e tu que gostavas tanto dum copito, vas para onde n\u00e3o h\u00e1 nada\u00bb. O b\u00eabado n\u00e3o se cont\u00e9m e diz: \u00abOlha, olha, tu queres l\u00e1 ver que v\u00e3o levar o gajo morto l\u00e1 para a minha casa?\u00bb. | BANCO:<\/strong> Entra um b\u00eabado num banco e pede um copo de vinho. O empregado, de nariz empinado, diz ao b\u00eabado: \u00abUm copo de vinho?! Mas o senhor sabe onde \u00e9 que est\u00e1? O senhor n\u00e3o sabe ler, isto \u00e9 o Banco Pinto e Sotto Mayor\u00bb. Diz o b\u00eabado sem perder tempo: \u00ab\u00d3 meu amigo, mas \u00e9 mesmo isso que eu quero! Branco, tinto e do melhor!\u00bb. | GOVERNO:<\/strong> Vinham tr\u00eas b\u00eabados a discutir qual seria o pre\u00e7o do vinho, se fossem primeiros-ministros. Vira-se o primeiro: \u00abEu, se fosse primeiro-ministro, o litro do vinho custava 5 paus!\u00bb. Os outros manifestam-se logo: \u00abEp\u00e1\u2026 5 paus \u00e9 muito caro!\u00bb. Vira-se o segundo: \u00abEu, se fosse primeiro-ministro, mandava que o litro do vinho fosse vendido a 15 tost\u00f5es!\u00bb. Os outros manifestam-se logo: \u00ab\u00c9 muito caro! Muito caro\u2026\u00bb. Vira-se o terceiro: \u00abEu, se fosse primeiro-ministro, o litro do vinho custava 5 tost\u00f5es!\u00bb. Os outros concordam: \u00ab\u00c9 p\u00e1, porreiro! 5 tost\u00f5es est\u00e1 um bom pre\u00e7o\u00bb. E fizeram logo uma festa. Agarraram-se uns aos outros a pular e andar \u00e0 roda e nisto ca\u00edram. Vira-se o primeiro b\u00eabado e diz: \u00abPorra, agora que eu estava a gostar deste governo \u00e9 que ele caiu!\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FUNERAL: Um b\u00eabado estava sentado no jardim quando de repente v\u00ea uma multid\u00e3o l\u00e1 ao fundo da rua. Ficou curioso e decidiu ir at\u00e9 l\u00e1 para ver o que se passava. 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