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Jesus procura S\u00e3o Pedro para se aconselhar onde passar as suas pr\u00f3ximas f\u00e9rias, S\u00e3o Pedro sugere: \u201cQue tal J\u00fapiter?\u201d. Responde Jesus: \u201cN\u00e3o, l\u00e1 eu sinto-me muito pesado\u2026 tem que ter outro lugar bom para aproveitar as minhas f\u00e9rias\u201d. S\u00e3o Pedro pensa um pouco e diz: \u201cEnt\u00e3o e se fosse em Merc\u00fario, a esta\u00e7\u00e3o de ver\u00e3o l\u00e1 \u00e9 \u00f3tima\u2026\u201d. Jesus responde: \u201cQue horror, l\u00e1 faz um calor infernal!\u201d. S\u00e3o Pedro pensa, pensa e sugere: \u201cEnt\u00e3o por que n\u00e3o a Terra? Nesse planeta a temperatura n\u00e3o \u00e9 t\u00e3o quente nem tem vais sentir t\u00e3o pesado. Que tal?\u201d. E, muito indignado, Jesus responde-lhe: \u201cNa Terra? De jeito nenhum! As pessoas de l\u00e1 s\u00e3o muito fofoqueiras. V\u00ea l\u00e1 que as \u00faltimas f\u00e9rias que passei l\u00e1, j\u00e1 faz mais de dois mil anos, tive um caso com uma judia e at\u00e9 hoje eles falam disso!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jesus procura S\u00e3o Pedro para se aconselhar onde passar as suas pr\u00f3ximas f\u00e9rias, S\u00e3o Pedro sugere: \u201cQue tal J\u00fapiter?\u201d. Responde Jesus: \u201cN\u00e3o, l\u00e1 eu sinto-me muito pesado\u2026 tem que ter outro lugar bom para aproveitar as minhas f\u00e9rias\u201d. S\u00e3o Pedro pensa um pouco e diz: \u201cEnt\u00e3o e se fosse em Merc\u00fario, a esta\u00e7\u00e3o de ver\u00e3o l\u00e1 \u00e9 \u00f3tima\u2026\u201d. Jesus responde: \u201cQue horror, l\u00e1 faz um calor infernal!\u201d. S\u00e3o Pedro pensa, pensa e sugere: \u201cEnt\u00e3o por que n\u00e3o a Terra? 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