{"id":7858,"date":"2019-12-22T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-22T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?p=7858"},"modified":"2019-12-17T01:22:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T01:22:25","slug":"alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/","title":{"rendered":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Um alentejano, perdido de b\u00eabado \u00e0s 10 da manh\u00e3, entra num banco e pede: \u201cUm copo de vinho tinto\u201d. O homem do banco responde-lhe: \u201cIsto aqui n\u00e3o \u00e9 nenhuma taberna\u201d. O alentejano responde: \u201cIsso \u00e9 mentira. Eu vi muito bem o que est\u00e1 escrito l\u00e1 fora!\u201d. O homem do banco pega no alentejano e leva-o at\u00e9 \u00e0 rua. Aponta para a parede de entrada do banco e diz: \u201cLeia o que est\u00e1 escrito no painel\u201d. O alentejano l\u00ea: \u201cBranco, Tinto e do melhor.\u201d. O homem do banco abana a cabe\u00e7a e diz: \u201cSenhora, o que est\u00e1 escrito \u00e9 Banco Pinto e Sotto Mayor\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um alentejano, perdido de b\u00eabado \u00e0s 10 da manh\u00e3, entra num banco e pede: \u201cUm copo de vinho tinto\u201d. O homem do banco responde-lhe: \u201cIsto aqui n\u00e3o \u00e9 nenhuma taberna\u201d. O alentejano responde: \u201cIsso \u00e9 mentira. Eu vi muito bem o que est\u00e1 escrito l\u00e1 fora!\u201d. O homem do banco pega no alentejano e leva-o at\u00e9 \u00e0 rua. Aponta para a parede de entrada do banco e diz: \u201cLeia o que est\u00e1 escrito no painel\u201d. O alentejano l\u00ea: \u201cBranco, Tinto e do melhor.\u201d. O homem do banco abana a cabe\u00e7a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7859,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[641,650,62],"class_list":["post-7858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-conteudos","tag-alentejanos","tag-bebados","tag-piadas"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_PT\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"240\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@sete_minutos\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Sete Minutos\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Tempo estimado de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\"},\"headline\":\"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\"},\"wordCount\":107,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"keywords\":[\"Alentejanos\",\"B\u00eabados\",\"Piadas\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Conte\u00fados\"],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\",\"name\":\"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1\",\"width\":240,\"height\":240,\"caption\":\"Vinho\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"In\u00edcio\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"description\":\"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1\",\"width\":290,\"height\":64,\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9\",\"name\":\"Sete Minutos\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-PT\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Sete Minutos\"},\"description\":\"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/","og_locale":"pt_PT","og_type":"article","og_title":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos","og_url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/","og_site_name":"Sete Minutos","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","article_published_time":"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00","og_image":[{"width":240,"height":240,"url":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/seteminutos.pt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Sete Minutos","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos","twitter_site":"@sete_minutos","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"Sete Minutos","Tempo estimado de leitura":"1 minuto"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/"},"author":{"name":"Sete Minutos","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9"},"headline":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho","datePublished":"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/"},"wordCount":107,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","keywords":["Alentejanos","B\u00eabados","Piadas"],"articleSection":["Conte\u00fados"],"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/","name":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho | Sete Minutos","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","datePublished":"2019-12-22T20:21:00+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"pt-PT","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","width":240,"height":240,"caption":"Vinho"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/alentejano-vai-ao-banco-pedir-vinho\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"In\u00edcio","item":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Alentejano vai ao banco pedir vinho"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","name":"Sete Minutos","description":"Curiosidades, Humor e Informa\u00e7\u00e3o com Intelig\u00eancia","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"pt-PT"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#organization","name":"Sete Minutos","url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cropped-sm-logo-2017-2.jpg?fit=290%2C64&ssl=1","width":290,"height":64,"caption":"Sete Minutos"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/seteminutos.oficial","https:\/\/x.com\/sete_minutos"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/99e029a23099c50b106509c8ed5918f9","name":"Sete Minutos","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-PT","@id":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7990b277712faf40b4c22618c9855731cf6a02b1bb612e2a1ac0c6bb4466e2d0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Sete Minutos"},"description":"O Sete Minutos \u00e9 o jornal citadino que funciona em regime de franquia e \u00e9 o suporte ideal para as pequenas e m\u00e9dias empresas anunciarem os seus produtos e servi\u00e7os. Verifique os nossos contatos para ver as cidades onde j\u00e1 estamos presentes.","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.seteminutos.pt\/blog","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeteMinutosFans","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/sete_minutos"],"url":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/author\/sete-minutos\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/vinho.jpg?fit=240%2C240&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7860,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7858\/revisions\/7860"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/seteminutos.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}